DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
And now I will attempt a most ancient and scientific method of summoning Australians….
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
*runs in with didgeridoo* WHAT WHERE
*raises the didgeridoo above my head* OI OI OI