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lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

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housewinchesterofgallifrey:

For sixpencee's glitch in the matrix round up.

So I have these weird moments where I see things that feel like flashes of memory but haven’t happened yet. It’s totally innocuous and I usually forget about it right after only to remember when the thing happens. For instance, today I was walking…

chekhov:

There are 40 year old female cops walking around my school asking everyone for molly wearing uggs pretending to be students

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jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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teenagehowell:

the mirror says yoooo but my phone camera says noooo

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toothpast:

a-lovely-way-to-burn:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

Sing a love duet with me

can i say something crazy

I love crazy

all my life has been a series of doors in my face

and then suddenly i bump into you

But with you
I can find my own place

love is an open dooooor

until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister

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(Source: wannabe-belle, via smell-that-bacon)

lightingupdreams:

#deep
macpye:

nyoom

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: zvyozdochka, via imperfectionlieshere)