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bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

(via theotherwilde)

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute, via fuckyeahloldemort)

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via laughcentre)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via seamonstersunited)

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

(via ugly)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via fuckyeahloldemort)

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

image

(via marilynmonrow)

gryfindortower:

intense concentration coming from everyone in this photo